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The Newest and the Greatest are here..... saan ka pa????

At iba pa............

UNMASKED (Are you one of them?) Ibat-iba nga ang tao sa mundo. Makikilala mo kaya ng sarili mo kapag sinabi namin ang mga katangiang ito? Well, you better find out para hindi mahuli.

 

UNMASKED

Are you one of them?

 

The Bestseller

Kakaiba itong taong ito p’re! Biruin mo sa lahat ng oras ay iniisip niya kung papaano siya kikita? Hindi lang iyon. Walang pinipili itong oras o lugar kung saan siya magbebenta ng kanyang mga produkto o mag-aadvertise ng bagong produkto. Well, hindi ako magbibigay ng clue kasi baka hindi niya ako pautangin no?!

 

The Jester

Daig pa nito ‘tol ang clown o magician sa pagpapatawa. Siya ‘yung tipo ng taong hindi pa ngumingiti e tumatawa ka na! Wala ka namang magawa kundi tumawa kasi talagang nakakatawa. Ang siste ka, bago matapos ang araw, lahat kayong mga kasama niya ay may mga kabag. O ‘yung iba naman ay inuutot kasi nagpipigil ng tawa.

 

Selfish

Favorite line ng taong ito ang “Ako! Lagi na lang ako!”. Lagi siyang nag-iisa at walang kasam. Hindi mo malaman kung may putok o ang anghit itong taong ito dahil halos lahat ay lumalayo sa kanya. Kahit ang pagpapapel ang gawin niya ay wa epek pa rin. Ang kinalabasan, kinareer na lang niya ang friendster para l;ang may pumansin!

 

Early Bird

Well, hindi ibig sabihin ng early bird na ito e laging nangunguna. Laging dramatic ang entance ng lolo mo tuwing may usapan. Siya ‘yung tipong 1 hour late bago dumating. Ang kinalabasan, tapos na ang trabaho, kulang na lang ay sabihin mong napakaaga mo naman para magala! LOLZ!

 

The Actor

Kabisado na ng grupo ang linyo nitong taong ito. Lagi na alng siyang may excuses. Kung hindi sumasakit ang tiyan at may LBM e nilalagnat na lang! Kulang na lang ay sabihan siya ni Mr. Boy Abunda ng “IN” sa sobrang galing niyang umarte.

 

The Statue

Hindi mo malaman kung may LBM itong taong ito dahil lagi na lang nakatunganga at nakatigil sa isang tabi. Kulang na alng at mga dekorasyon at mga panabit para pagkamalang Christmas Tree.

 

Addict

Wag ka na lang magtataka kung yayain ka niya sa pot session. Hindi pa rin namin madistinguish kung ano ang ginagamit ng taong ito – kung katol ba o tambutso ng dyip. Laging high at wala sa sarili. Hindi mo malaman kung ano topic tuwing kasap mo ito.

 

Snob

Nananakit na ang kilikili mo at mukha mo para lang mapansin niya ay wa epek pa rin. Opalaging sa iba na lang nakatingin at kulang na lang ay batukan mo para ka lang makita.

 

The politician

Hindi ako magtataka kung isang araw ay maging presidente ito ng Pilipinas. Saang lugar man kayo magpunta ay laging naka kaway o kaya naman nakikikamay. Sa halip ng Isang oras lang kayo magagala ay aabutin kayo ng tatlo hanggang apat na oras dahil halos lahat na lang ‘ata ng tao ay kinakausap at kinakawayan!

 

BoyHater

Kakaiba itong taong ito dahil galit daw siya sa boys. Ahem pero kung titingnan mo naman ang mga kaibigan niya ay lahat lalaki. Ipagsasabi pa niya sa mga nakikita niya na di sila talo ng mga friends niya. Pero alam naman na lahat na halos lahat ng mga friends niya e naging syota siya. Syota pala siya ng bayan!

 

Maria Clara

Kung naghahanap ka ng di-makabasag pinggan e siya na yun! Hindi man lang maitaas ang kamay at ang pagyuko ay dahan-dahan. But wag kang lalapit sa kanya. Alam mo kung bakit? Sisimoy na naman ang kanyang mabahong amoy. Kaya pala hindi siya makakilos ng mabilis e pagpapawisan agad. Tuloy, bawas ganda points sa boys.

 

Men Oppose?

Hindi mo man lang malaman ang lolo mo kung nagbibinata pa lang o nasa stage na ng menopause. Akalain mo ba namang sa lahat na ‘ata ng oras e nakakonot ang noo ng taong ito. Hindi mo tuloy malaman akung ano ang tamang oras para tyumempo na mabait siya. But then, nag-iiba na ang aura nito kapag nakakasight ng boys. Hehe!

 

Startahin

Well, I am not referring sa mga artista pero parang ganun na rin. Alam mo ba na hindi lang ito pangcomedy, pangdrama din! Kung may makatatalo sa The Actor, siya na ‘ata yun sa sobrang arte. Hehe! Gawin ba namang expression ang “Can you please make tusok-tusok the fishballs”. Hehe!

 

Reporter

Naku! Lumayo kayo sa taong ito. Daig pa niya ang reporters ng DZMM at ABS-CBN sa sobrang bilis maghatid ng balita. Nasa hospital pa lang ang maysakit e pinalalagay na niyang patay na! Grabe no? At minsan pay nagtanan lang e buntis na agad. Akalain mo nga naman! Ang daming instant.

 

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1. What's the first thing people notice about you?

My power. Whatever you need, I can make it happen.
My sunny disposition.
That I'm happy to see them, and no, that's not a banana.
How ugly I am.
That I'm kicking their butt.
That I'm dripping on their shoes.
They don't. I'm stealthy like that.

2. How do you like your women?

Gimme a hottie who holds up in a fight.
Wet.
It's all about the conversation.
An innocent I can teach my dark ways to.
Nymph-like.
Whoever will take me.
I'm an equal opportunity lover. There's just so many out there, how can you choose just one?

3. How do you get your women?

I take them, whether they like it or not.
I knock 'em around a little 'till they come around. Chicks like it rough.
I don't. Girls don't much go for me.
I'm always running after them.
Whatever or whoever I need to become, I'll do it.
Women are wooed by fancy aquatic pets.
I tell them what they want to hear.

4. Where are you in your element?

Just gimme the ocean. But I'll take a swimming pool if there's no beach nearby.
In the sun.
At night. I like the dead time.
Sitting in front of a crackling fire.
I'm a travelin' man.
In the rain.
In a fight.

5. What do you think about fate?

Prophesy is less about fate, and more about the way you word things.
I like to beat my own way through life.
Well, I think I'm generally in charge, but every once in a while, things are beyond my control.
Fate is as fate does. I'm still who I am, and I'll still do what I do.
I like fate.
What's to believe? I have my own personal psychic.
Fate's a fickle creature - she's sure played some odd games with my life.

6. What would you do in a fight?

Shoot them.
Cause an earthquake that would swallow my opponents.
Probably get thrown off a mountain and break my legs.
Talk my way out of it.
Call in back-up. I am well-connected.
Kick their butts with my bear hands. Or feet. Whatever.
Death is really the only option.

7. What would be your dream job?

Maybe a traveling salesperson. Or a magician. Or a mailman. I don't know, I guess I just like to talk to people.
CEO of a major corporation.
A soldier.
A musician or a doctor.
An artisan.
An undertaker.
A fisherman, or a rancher. Possibly a seismographer. Maybe just a surfer.

8. People like to have you around...

always.
when they're fishing or swimming or chillin' at the beach. Or horseback riding.
at a concert.
in a fight.
never.
when they want pretty things. Like expensive jewelry.
on roadtrips.

9. Pet of choice?

Snake.
Horse. Or dolphin.
Dog.
Robot.
Rock. Or roadkill.
Eagle.
Cow or turtle.

10. As a little kid, you could often be found...

...mediating fights between mom and dad.
...stealing my brother's stuff and lying about it.
...getting my stuff stolen by my little brother, and then having him lie to our dad about it.
...getting in fights.
...swimming.
...playing with dead things.
...learning how to take over everything from my father.

11. You got any morals?

Definitely. And I'll fight to back 'em up.
Why should I? Everyone dies in the end.
I'd say I'm a pretty moral person.
As much as the next guy. I'm not perfect, but I'm not terrible either.
Define morals.
Sure. 'Course, not everyone thinks sleeping around on my wife is so moral, but what can you do?
Of course! And I'll do anything for the people I love.

(If more than one window opens, there was a tie.)